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About Kelcy Warren, Billionaire, CEO of Bakken Dakota Access Pipeline LLC 1/2

Kelsey Warren is the CEO of Energy Transfer Partners, the parent company of construction company Dakota Access LLC constructing the Bakken pipeline.

*KW is worth $4 - $7 Billion dollars. He's one of the top 200 richest people in Amerika. He's part of the Billionaire class that Bernie Sanders railed against; 

*Kelcy Warren makes obscenes amounst of money; he's got giraffes at his ranch & javelinas (aka peccary, skunk pigs... disgusting, ugly animals) & gaurs... which are pissed-off Asian bulls; plus zebras & buffalo & giraffes... did I mention giraffes? 

*Kelcy Warren owns 4 or 5 ranches, about 20K to 30K to 40K acres total, ... plus Kelcy Warren owns a private island off the coast of Honduras, near Roatan. Kelcy Warren makes frequent trips to Tegucigalpa to talk about investing in Honduras.. which also makes me think that he'd support Hillary, since it was she who opened up the Honduran markets for Kelcy Warren; 

*Kelcy Warren owns a Dassault Falcon 900 jet, and other jets.... the owner of Energy Transfer Partners collects airplanes like they're baseball cards, like how the Ocheti Sakowin collects scalps.  

*ETP also said that the pipeline is anticipated to be fully functional by 2016. But they also said that 100% of the crude oil would be for domestic markets, but that's not true either; ETP will lie to get their way; 

*ETP, Energy Transfer Partners, ETP... or a nickname that a commenter suggested... Earth Trashing Parasites.. tho she said that's insulting to parasites; 

*ETP is a behemoth of a corporation, acquiring lots of capital, including Sunoco, 5,000 gas stations, Stripes, which is 600 conveinance stores in Texas, New Mexico & Oklahoma; They've also bought out Dreyfus, Southern Union & Regency Energy Partners. 

*Because ETP is set-up as a master limited partnership, not an LLC, or Inc, ETP pays no income taxes. None, at tall. 

*Kelcy Warren's ETP owns 71,000 miles of pipeline, and plans to continue to buy more pipelines, maybe 150,000, double what he has now, in the next 10 years; 

*plus, he's got a huge mansion of a house on billionaire's row; inside that mansion is a chip-and-putt green, a four-lane bowling alley, a 200 seat theater & a pole-vault pit; for all the pole-vaulting Kelcy Warren does in his spare time; there's also a baseball diamond there

*Investor Meme; list them all; 

Meanwhile, in Amerika, 44% of Americans are still renting... paying for the privilege of borrowing the space they live, to another person, to help them pay for their mortgage. 
And 1/4 to 1/2 of our children are living in poverty. 

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Here's a Quick Synopsis of what's going on near Cannon Ball, North Dakota: 

The entire 7 council fires of the Ocheti Sakowin, most especially the Yanktonai Dakota of North Dakota, as well as the Hunkpapa Lakota of South Dakota, both are of the Standing Rock reservation, and over 120! tribes, including Meskwaki, Crow, Pawnee are working hard to prevent the 1100 mile 4-state black crude oil snake from assaulting Mother Earth.

The Ocheti Sakowin, Meskwaki, Crow, Pawnee and over 120 tribes are working hard to prevent the black crude oil snake from tainting their water, the Missouri River, the mother source.

The federal & state regulators are issuing a racist doube-standard policy: when the Dakota Access Pipeline was originally supposed to go 10 miles north of Bismarck, ND, the capitol city, that plan was pulled because there's too many whites who would be affected if there's a break or leakage into the Missouri River; So the federal & state & Dakota Access Pipeline LLC decided that they'd rather reroute the pipeline 40 miles south, away from Bismarck & closer to the Ocheti Sakowin... near the town of Cannon Ball, 1/2 mile above the Standing Rock reservation, so if a leak or break in the pipes happened, it would only affect the Yanktonai Dakota & the Hunkpapa Lakota of the Ocheti Sakowin. 

Just recently, Governor Jack the Hack Dalrymple the ball pimple, has called out the National Guard, in order to help augment the police efforts at protecting the capitol; a Massacre is about to happen... like at Yahoo Falls, Kentucky with the Cherokee & Hiram "Big Tooth" Gregory, or Wounded Knee in 1890 w/ the  Miniconjou Lakota & 38 Hunkpapa Lakota (the Hunkpapa Lakota are Sitting Bull's people... living in the South Dakota portion of the Standing Rock reservation) & the US 7th Calvary; , or at Wound Knee in 1973 w/ the Oglala Lakota & the US Marshals & the FBI. 
Another recent development, North Dakota legislators have legalized the use of police drones, so there's plenty of aerial invasions into our privacy as well, and there's an inherent danger of those militarized police drones being weaponized. So, tazers, smoke bombs, sounds cannons, tear gas, or maybe, even just straight up bullets and bombs, all being controlled by remote control by some guy, miles away. 

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SO... I don't know if you people understand the incredible amounts of obscene wealth CEO Kelcy Warren has. 

Kelcy Warren is so rich, he farts out fiat greenback paper currency & RMBs... Reminbis which has been added to the SDR basket of the IMF, which is of course, used to supplement member states’ official reserves....

But I'm sure all of you Aleppo-savvy Mike Barnicle dittoheads know what I'm talking about. 
Kelcy Warren is so rich, he pays orphans $1 a piece, to get them to ask for "more porridge please?" for a laugh. 

Kelcy Warren is so rich, he hires only pro-union employees, who are voting for Jill Stein, b/c he don't give a.. curse word!

Kelcy Warren is so rich, he's begging the US government to apply the Warren Buffet tax on himself, so he can help pay for the college, healthcare, child care, family leave, houses, & infrastructure that Amerika needs. 

Now... the details

The 61 year old silver haired white male Texan... American citizen, I think? I need to see a birth certificate before I'll believe that crap. 
Kelsey Warren is one of the top 200 richest people in the United Snakes of Amerika. #181. 
Kelcy Warren; Worth over $4 Billion dollars, maybe up to $7.3 Billion; Kelcy Warren is a part of the Billionaire class, the 400 individuals in the Billionaire Club, who make most of Amerika's decisions. $4 Billion to $7.3 Billion. There's some Americans who believe that the greed of 50% of Amerika is destroying this country, but not the greed of 400 Billionaires. 

Here's a lil bit about his background:

Kelcy Warren grew up upper middle class in White Oak, Texas; his father worked in the oil industry; Kelcy flunked out of the University of Texas at Arlington after a year of partying and went home to work for his dad’s employer, Sun Pipeline. 

Does that sound like anybody we know? 

Kelcy Warren used to construct the pipelines, and he said that it was “hot, dirty work”. Then he returns to U of Texas, gets an engineering degree in 1978, and then took a $1,333-a-month job designing pipelines for Lone Star Gas in Dallas.
Kelcy Warren is now married with his 3rd wife (sound familiar?), to a 50 year old white female named Amy. Kelcy Warren now lives in north Dallas, and he has 1 child, Klyde Warren, and because Kelcy has donated millions to Dallas, he was able to get a park named in his son, Klyde Warren's honor: the Klyde Warren Park is located in downtown Dallas, Texas. I'm sure that spoiled rotten kid will be a great MLK kind of leader, a great champion for the poor & oppressed. 

Kelsey Warren also owns an 8,000-acre ranch near Cherokee, Texas; & he owns other ranches in eastern Texas.

On his 11,000 acre ranch northwest of Austin, there's Giraffes, javelinas, and a hulking, ill-tempered species of Asian oxen called a gaur roam.

In 2010, Kelsey Warren bought a 3,500-acre ranch in southwest Colorado for $46.5 million.
Kelcy Warren owns a house on Lake Tahoe. 
Kelsey Warren & Amy currently live in a different house, a mansion in Preston Hollow, Dallas, Texas, a 10 estate on Park Lane valued at more than $25 million dollars in a 23,000-square-foot mansion in the pricey Preston Hollow neighborhood. One mansion in Preston Hollow was on sale in April for $33 million. Warren’s six-bedroom, 13-bathroom home has a chip-and-putt green, a four-lane bowling alley, a 200-seat theater where the billionaire’s musician pals play private concerts, and a pole-vault pit. A polished 12-foot section of an oak tree gives his 12-year-old son Klyde’s bedroom the feel of a treehouse. 

And of course, Kelsey Warren owns a private island off the coast of Honduras, near Roatan.  A private fn island! 

You know, when a Lake Tahoe house, and 4 or more ranches, 20K+ acres of land, including one small 3500 acre ranch worth $47 million, a $33 million mansion, and Giraffes and private jets aren't enough, why not get yourself a private Neverland island of the coast of Roatan Honduras! 

Jesus fkn Christ. 

I'd think Kelcy Warren would want to vote for Hillary Clinton since she was behind that 2009 corporate coup detat of Honduras that allowed for the shock therapy of neo-liberal capitalism that he lucatively benefits off of. Of course Honduras also became the #1 murder capitol of the world, and Berta Caceres was assasinated by the government; she was an environmental activist; but what's a bunch of dead environmental activists & poor refugees mean to the 1%!?! 

Kelcy Warren also personally owns a Dassault Falcon 900 jet, and other jets. Meaning plural... he owns several jets... plus that land in Colorado... I wonder if he's running marijuana to Honduras too? Maybe he's like Drew Thorton, or Mitch McConnell's people, and he's running Cocaine. 
Around May 19, 2015, Kelcy Warren meets with the President of Honduras in Tegucigalpa to discuss with him about a potential project. 
When Kelcy Warren is asked about his wealth, he acts surprised. Kelcy Warren says & I quote: 
“To be where we are today, it’s like a dream... I swear to God, I almost think we did it without anybody noticing.”

the Rick Perry connection: And what is his political leanings? Well, in 2015 Kelsey Warren donated $6 million to Governor Rick Perry's presidential campaign.Rick Perry... who wanted to get rid of the Departments of Commerce, Education AND Energy! Surprise Surprise! 

recently got the ban on exports lifted... so when Energy Transports, ETP, Earth Trashing Parasites, say that the Dakota Access Pipeline is 100% for domestic oil, they're lying. 

Former Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, urged lawmakers to lift the ban on crude oil only one month after joining the board of Energy Transfer Partners, the parent company of the Dakota Access Pipeline. Filings reveal that Energy Transfer Partners also directly lobbied on H.R. 2029, the legislation that lifted the export ban on crude oil last December.

Kelcy Warren also owns Music Road Records; Kelcy Warren says that: “All you’ve got to do to get some bullshit you wrote on a record is invest in a record company”, and then Kelcy Warren chuckles. 

So musicians... that's how you get a record label. Just buy the damn company! 

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